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 G= I'm back in new print; it's true, you thought I'd gone but you just weren't smart enough to look in the right places, it seems. Don't even try to protest that you knew I was here all along - I've been watching and hearing you all chatter. O= Rica Fuerst and Ansel Schmidt broke up. - anonymous

Gossip Ghoul: Oh yes, of course. The whole 'fight or flight' situation was always going to be a difficult one for our dear Roderica, yes? As for Ansel, I think he's a bit of a mess - and his family too for backing him, but I'm all for watching the drama unfold. I do applaud for Rica however, she's proved that her head was never too far up Ansel Schmidt's arse.